No wonder I'm depressed...

and unemployed. This article explains a lot!

(Just kidding.)

(Mostly.)

"If I go to Italy and say,

‘I think the world of you people. I speak a little Italian, I love spaghetti, so I’m going to be voting in your next election. Give me preference as an Italian citizen as opposed to non-citizens. Give me a job. Give me grant money. And maybe I’m going to carry on your diplomatic relations with other nations,’ people would lock me up."

This paragraph makes me so sad, but maybe it wouldn't be so bad to be in an Italian asylum. Sigh.

Also notable: "In 1971 Barrus and his wife moved to Largo, Florida..."

Naturally, all the crazies flock to Largo.

The rest of the article is interesting too!

New Year's Blogolution

It's almost tomorrow in Rome already. I wonder how they're doing on their resolutions!