Hubble birthday to you

The Hubble telescope is 15 years old. I'm ancient.

This is why I'm shaped like a pyramid!

Sadly, this doesn't even make sense to me. I used to be able to figure out the four food groups, and even the old pyramid, although I regularly ignored them both. But this tells me that I'm supposed to eat daily:

6 ounces grains
2.5 cups vegetables
1.5 cups fruits
3 cups milk &
5 ounces meat


Seriously, I can't even begin to figure out what three meals made up of this combination would be like. I'm baffled!

What my blog is thinking

Geesh, what's the matter with this chick?

It's obvious that she has no life, so she must have enough time to keep me up to date.

Surely there must be something going on in the world that she could at least comment on.

Is it possible that her life is so empty that she really has nothing to say? How can that be?

She managed to write a 50,000 word novel about nothing much, so why not 100 or so words a couple times a week?

I can't believe that of all the bloggers in the world, I got stuck with her. Man, what a loser.

Potty mouths

I wasn't going to post this at first because it's vulgar, but then I just said, "Fuck it."

My apartment is vacant! My apartment is vacant!

It's about time that lady moved out of MY apartment!

Ooh, and, the apartment manager called me this afternoon to tell me that I'm getting new carpet and vinyl before I move in. Yay!