Shocking news!

This article provided a lot of shocks for me.

1. Carolyn got FIRED!
   
2. Even if she hadn't gotten fired, neither she nor George were slated for the next season of The Apprentice anyway.
   
3. Assuming you, Constant Reader, are someone I went to high school with, Carolyn is our age. I found this most shocking of all, but I don't know why exactly. If you asked me to guess how old she was, I probably would have said late 30s. But I still never would have thought of her as one of my contemporaries. Very weird.